Survivor Cambodia, Second Chance: Finale - Nice Guys Finish First

I try not to be one of those fans, the kind who says after their favorite is voted off of a reality show, "I'm done with this season."  But during Survivor San Juan del Sur, I was tempted to stop watching after my favorite, husband, father, firefighter, and all-around good guy Jeremy Collins was voted off. I was such a fan of Jeremy's that when he was up for Mr. Survivor on Rob Has a Podcast, I voted for him again.  He lost, to Spencer, and I was tempted to stop listening to RHAP, but knew I couldn't live without my weekly know it all podcast.  I had another chance to show my support when Jeremy was on the ballot of returning players competing to get another shot at the title in the first ever Survivor Second Chance.

This time, I never had to entertain thoughts of turning off this season of Survivor.  Jeremy went poll-to-poll in first place this season.  From his sweet confessional in episode one on how he was playing for his wife, the mother of his 2.5 children, Val, through his unwavering loyalty to Stephen Fishbach, to his disbelief that his trusted ally Kimmi would turn on him, this was a guy who played old school Survivor under the new school rules.  He used trust and loyalty, friendship and camaraderie, to build alliances.  Yet he was flexible enough to take advantage of opportunities to assemble and then break down various voting blocs to get him farther in the game.  He was only briefly in trouble, but had prepared for the worst by finding not one but two idols.  And he went into the final tribal council with the strongest, most compelling, and most heart-felt story to tell.

But before we crown this season's winner, there is a matter of getting from six down to one.  At the first tribal council of the episode it became clear why they started the final episode at six rather than the usual five.  This was a tribal council for the record books. After Spencer won a puzzle-based immunity challenge (insert shocked expression here), it at first looked like the strong four of Tasha, Jeremy, Spencer and Kimmi would target either Kelley or Keith.  But Kimmi, back after nearly fifteen years, did not want to be the last juror, the only one of her alliance not to make it to the end.  She saw, perhaps correctly, perhaps not, that she was at the very bottom of the four.  And so she made her move.

Kimmi formed a KKK, wait, how about a triple K alliance (yeah, that's better) with Keith and Kimmi.  She would join with them and vote out Jeremy, who they viewed as the leader and biggest threat of the remaining threesome.  The plan was for Kimmi and her former allies to split their votes between Keith and Kelley.  Now, this was dumb because if I understand the rules of the split vote, if there had been two votes against Keith, Kelley and whoever they targeted, those three wold have been exempt from the next vote and then the only people who would have been at risk would have both been from the majority alliance.  Spencer was 100% sure that Kelley did not have another idol (as he told the idol-hiding Jeremy, what were the odds that someone would find both idols) and so he pushed for not splitting the vote.

There was much back and forth with Tasha and Spencer trying to warn Jeremy that Kimmi was up to no good and Jeremy completely reading the situation wrong.  He was convinced that Kimmi was not turning on them and that there was no reason to panic.  But, fortunately, just in case, he went to tribal council with his hidden immunity idol.  At tribal, Spencer called out Kimmi.  He outed her plan to turn on her allies and join with Kelley and Keith to target either Tasha or Jeremy, most likely Jeremy.  Kimmi feigned shock at this accusation, but she was as convincing as was Spencer when he wrong-headedly tried to convinced Kelley that she was completely safe this vote.

Final three?  Sounds good to me.

The whole lead up to the vote was a cluster-eff of people overacting and telegraphing their positions.  From Kimmi going out of her way to get alone time with Keith and Kelley, to her over-the-top pretend outrage at being called a turncoat, to Spencer and Tasha practically having to hit Jeremy over the head with a sledgehammer to see that their alliance was falling apart, to Keith's comfort at tribal, it was clear that the lines in the sand were drawn and exactly how this was going to play out.  And so, it was no surprise that when it was time for Jeff to ask if anyone had a hidden immunity idol, Kelley decided now was the time to play hers.

She barely had time to let the big smile fade from her face when Jeremy decided to "me too" her.  And that's when the craziness started.  All six votes - three for Jeremy, three for Kelley - were negated.  We had a 0-0 tie.  With a tie, there is a revote  Those who have immunity - Spencer - and those who were voted for - Kelley and Jeremy - are not eligible to be voted for.  That left Kimmi, Tasha and Keith as the only ones to be considered.  Having identified Kimmi as the one who voted for him, Jeremy, along with Spencer and Tasha, voted for her, while Kimmi, Keith and Kelley voting for Tasha.  Again, a tie vote.  The rules state that under these circumstances, the remaining four voters can agree unanimously on who to vote out.  If they do not, it goes to rocks.  The only player(s) without immunity draw rocks - in this case, just Keith.

Spencer and Jeremy are NOT changing their votes.  Keith and Kelley are asked to agree to vote out Kimmi or Keith goes.  Kelley wants Keith to stay but in what is either the most magnanimous moment or the dumbest one in Survivor history (move over Erik Reichenbach) Keith offers up his spot in the final five to Kimmi, the single mom.  It brought tears to my eyes that he would sacrifice his game and a shot at $1M for her, but Kelley was having none of his chivalry and snapped Keith out of his gallant stupor.  And so Kimmi Kappenberg, lover of chickens, made it far deeper in the game than she did in Australia, becoming the eighth member of the jury.

Down to the final five, the rest of the show was rather predictable.   With Kelley winning the next immunity challenge (which was a combination of stamina and puzzle solving and which Keith of all people was not that far behind), the obvious vote was Keith.  Kelley tried to work some magic and created a fake idol for Keith to use at tribal to try and get the three to panic and turn on each other.  But Keith did not go through with the ruse and so he was voted off 3-2 with a colorful necklace parting gift from Kelley.

The final four immunity challenge involved, as is a requirement in at least one challenge per Survivor episdoe, Jeff mentioning balls.   The challenge itself required timing and the ability to stay calm and it was the first and most important individual immunity challenge win for Jeremy all season.  His immediate reaction to realizing that his Survivor Second Chance dream was about to come true was one of the great moments of the season - raw, emotional, honest.  And you also felt for Kelley who in the moment her ball dropped, had the opposite reaction, realizing her dream was going to fall one spot short.

Kelley did make a valiant attempt to sway Jeremy's vote, but it was never really in doubt.  Kelley had played a great game - from her individual immunity wins, to her finding and playing two idols, to fighting from the bottom the whole game - and she was almost universally loved by the jurors.  It would be, to quote Jeremy, "so dumb" for someone to take her to the end.  Spencer, who had a good narrative to sell of having voted out his cerebral counterpart and taken over his spot as Jeremy's right hand man, did not have the same close connections as Kelley had with the jury.   Maybe he'd get a vote of two for his scrappy fighting, but he was not the potential threat that lovable spunky Kelley was.

And so Kelley became the last member of the jury and we had our final three.  The jury questioning segment was unusual as it did not begin with opening statements and for the most part the questions ran the gamut from tame to lame.  Kelly Wiglesworth made a nice callback to the first ever jury vote on Survivor asking the finalists to pick a number between one and ten and Jeremy showed that he's never watched The Price is Right by choosing 2.  Andrew "have I told you my wife is a super model" Savage had his pot-kettle moment asking Jeremy and Spencer about their arrogance and I spit out my hot chocolate.  And the unsubtle Abi-Maria asked the three their most subtle moments in the game.  But then the very last  question gave us the most memorable jury answer in Survivor history as Kelley Wentworth asked the final three what their second chance story was.

Jeremy, who had been holding a secret for 39 days, let it rip.  His story was that he was playing not for himself but for his wife Val, his beautiful daughters, and the new baby they are expecting - his son.  As Jeremy and the rest of us with any shred of human emotion teared up, Spencer and Tasha realized that their hope of becoming the sole survivor had just evaporated.  If there was any question how the ten jurors would vote, it was eliminated when the producers were unable to show us any of the votes.  They only do that if it's unanimous.

And it was.  Jeremy Collins was the winner of one of the best seasons of Survivor we've ever seen.  He outlasted a field of players who each came prepared to right the wrongs of their season, who played their hearts out and who wanted this season to be memorable.  And it was.

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Survivor Cambodia, Second Chance: Finale Preview

Tonight is the last episode of Season 31, the very successful Survivor Second Chance, which gave fans of the show the opportunity to have a say in who would be brought back to try and redeem themselves after an unsuccessful first time on Survivor. Not only were the fans who voted in the returning players invested in the game like never before, the theme of a "second chance" and the honor of being selected weighed heavily on those players.  Players were concerned with not making the same mistakes that plagued them in the past as well as playing as hard as they could to show their appreciation to the fans who gave them their second chance.

With six players left, it's a good opportunity  to look at their second chance stories so far and predict where the story may end for each of them.  I went back and rewatched the first episode of the season to see how each of the castaways were introduced and what the beginning of their story was and how that may relate to each of their stories might end.   

One thing we know for certain, the Survivor producers have hundreds of hours of footage to show us and so what they do choose to air has some significance for the story.  A good example from the debut episode is Joe Anglim discussing his greatest Survivor regret being having missed out on the loved ones' visit.  His story played out with that circle closed as he managed to stay in the game just long enough for his father to run out of the jungle and into his arms. 

What of the final six?  What was their redemption story as shown in the first episode and how will that story be resolved?

The first of them to get a confessional on the premiere episode was Spencer Bledsoe.  The young superfan from Cagayan, is just a year away from his first unsuccessful outing and he's come better prepared and, he promises, less cocky than the first time.  He tell us that last time he looked as his tribemates as chess pieces to be moved around.  This time he promised to be more emotionally aware and to use his improved social game to win this game.

So far, he has made good on his promise.  Even when he found himself at the bottom, he worked on the social aspect of his game to position himself as the lesser of two evils (with Shirin being the greater).  He opened up to Jeremy Collins and built a personal relationship there while also feigning closeness with Stephen Fishbach.  But the most notable part of his narrative so far was his admission to Jeremy that he had trouble articulating his feelings and had yet to tell his girlfriend that he loved her.  At the loved ones' visit, Spencer took that opportunity and it was highlighted.  That may be the end of Spencer's arc - the cold, robotic "brain" finds his heart,   It certainly could be.  But he was one of only two whose confessional included some promise of winning the game, so I can see him getting to the end. 

Next up is Kimmi "don't wave your finger in my face" Kappenberg from Australia.  Forever associated with Alicia's flying digit and her love of chickens, Kimmi is older and wiser but seems less haunted by her first outing and less desperate to win.  Her dream is not to have her time on Survivor cut short and to make it to the end.  From what we've seen, Kimmi has done a great job staying calm, avoiding drama, building an alliance, being flexible when she needs to be, and being (almost always) on the right side of the vote.  She has already far exceeded her run the first time out, but for a full redemption story she would need to be one of the final three. I think she has a good chance.

 Kelley Wentworth from San Juan Del Sur is eager to get back in and fight for the title, this time without the weight of her father dragging her down.  What she wanted this time out was to make the moves she wanted to make and have a better game.  Kelley has accomplished this goal with flying colors.  Her idol play that negated nine votes against her was a record and she has scrappily fought her way to final six despite being on the bottom for weeks.  She has rewritten her Survivor story even without making it to the end and so I don't see Kelley making final three.

Tasha Fox, another Cagayan castaway, went far but not far enough her season.  More a victim of ultimate Survivor Tony Vlachos' great gameplay than any failing on her part, she's promised to bring a little villainy to her game this time out.  "I'm here to win a million dollars and when it's all done I'll pray for forgiveness."  For that confessional to pay off, Tasha would have to backstab someone - probably Jeremy - before the end.  I see her getting to the final three.

Good guy Jeremy Collins from San Juan Del Sur is back for redemption which in his case means not getting too comfortable and being blindsided by your alliance.  This time out he was going to be more focused.  He wanted to win the money for his wife Val more than himself.  But the quote he gave is not exactly a winner's quote: "I just need to go through this again.  I'm back for some redemption."  As much as I love Jeremy and want him to bring the money home, I'm worried that this is not the quote of an eventual winner.

Notably, Keith Nale from San Juan Del Sur did not have an early confessional in the premiere episode.  His was much later, after the two tribes were divvied up.  He promised to be a better strategist this time.  And then he spit.  He admitted that last time he coasted to the end without an alliance.  Still, he said that fourth place was a hard pill to swallow (apparently everything is hard for him to swallow) and he was going to try and tweak a little bit this time out.  The second time was going to be different.  "No fumbling this time."

My prediction for the final three - based solely on the premiere confessionals - is Tasha, Spencer and Kimmi.  I hope I'm wrong, since my hope is that Jeremy makes it to the end because if he does, it's hard to imagine he wouldn't win the whole thing.  He's certainly been given a hero's edit this whole season and has played a really strong game - strategic, personal, calm.  But the other five would be, in Jeremy's words, "so stupid" to take him to the end.  Just a few more hours and we'll know.

Survivor Cambodia: Second Chance, Episode 13: How Do You Solve aProblem Like Abi-Maria

When we saw the title for last night's episode, "Villains Have More Fun," there was no question who  would be giving us that quote.  More even than Chaos Kass, Abi-Maria Gomes has relished her role this season as the resident baddie.  From her squabbles with Peih-Gee to her laser-like focus on having Woo pay for voting against her to her digs at some of the vanquished survivors, Abi-Maria has given we who voted her into this season all that we could have hoped for in blow-ups, tantrums and zingy soundbites.  But all good bad things must come to an end.

Coming back from tribal council, Abi-Maria was particularly gleeful to see Joe walk out of the game. Daring the karma gods, she said, of Joe, payback's a bitch and good riddance.  Joey Amazing fangirls around the country started up their social media attacks on Abi-Maria for speaking ill of their golden boy and formed a virtual prayer circle that Julie Chen would walk onto the set, announce a twist, and bring Joe back into the game.  The remaining survivors tried to sound upbeat about the vote, with Kelley mentioning as if it weren't the very reason for the vote that with Joe gone they all have a chance to win challenges now and Spencer showing that he has never taken an acting class in his life by most-unconvincingly replying that he never thought of that before!

While Abi-Maria thinks everyone is as happy as she is with the vote, the next morning Jeremy and Spencer are having a bad case of buyer's remorse.  They are still concerned that they just helped solidify an all girls' alliance that will take them out next and they are concerned generally with having the unpredictable Abi-Maria around to stir the pot.  Given the choice to get rid of Joe - who was not targeting them - and Abi-Maria - whose targets change with the wind - they worry that they made an epically bad choice.

Is there a return policy or are we stuck with Abi-Maria?

Jeremy and Spencer are two, there are seven left.  They need two more.  If Tasha is sincere about her final three deal with them and if they can bring Kimmi back to the fold, they're golden.  If the all girls' alliance is a thing, they're toast.

The reward challenge is one that was played before in San Juan Del Sur and is won, as it was the first time, by the middle aged miracle challenge beast Keith Nale.  The great thing about winning a reward, of course, is the experience - a chance to relax, to eat, and in this case to have a once-in-a-lifetime experience. The bad thing is that you will piss off the people that you don't pick to accompany you and you show your true colors - who you're allied with, who's your friend, who matters to you.  And in Keith's case, you'll also show whose name you can't quite remember!  Keith understandably picked Kelley who had only days before selected him for the loved ones' reward.  Then he babbled incoherently about why he chose Spencer, free-associating random words in an attempt to form a sentence or two that would serve to explain his decision before stumbling over Tasha's name. Tasha could not help but note that Keith had no trouble remembering her name the night before when he wrote it down at tribal council.  He can only get away with that aw shucks, I'm just a country bumpkin, bit for so long.

While Keith and his chosen companions Kelley and Spencer go on the reward, there are four - a majority of the tribe - back at camp and strategizing.  They immediately hone in on Keith as Joe 55.0 and getting rid of the next challenge threat seems like an easy vote.  But when Tasha presents the idea to Jeremy, he hesitates.  Jeremy is still worried about being "the next threat" - he kept Savage around, Joe around and now wants to keep Keith around solely so that he's never the obvious next one to go.  And he's worried that if Keith were the next to go, the four women could easily pick him and Spencer off.  Tasha is willing to hear him out - but she needs some alone time with him.  And when she asks Abi-Maria if she'd give them time to talk, not surprisingly Abi-Maria does not take that well.

You can't blame her.  There are only four people at the shelter and, to her mind, they've all agreed on who to vote out next.  Hearing two of the four say that they want to talk out of your earshot is a huge, enormous, gigantic, gargantuan red flag.  And, indeed, when Tasha and Jeremy have time alone it is Abi-Maria's name they toss around.  As much as Keith may be a threat to win challenges, Tasha tells him, Abi-Maria and her unpredictable volatility are a bigger threat to their game.  Jeremy does not disagree and, in fact, he steers Tasha right into this decision as it corrects the mistake of the last tribal and gets the most volatile member of the other side out of the game.  He later gives us one of the great Abi-Maria themed confessionals of the season.  "Is Abi a Scorpio? Scorpios are crazy. I've got two of them in my house. That's why I drink."

Good thing this finger isn't loaded

It's time for the immunity challenge and it's both physical and mental.  The survivors crash and slam into things and yet keep going almost as if they're playing for $1,000,000.  We don't need Jeff to tell us how hard they're pushing themselves or how much this means to them as we watch completely exhausted people push themselves beyond their limits.  While Spencer solves the puzzle in record time, Tasha is still at sea, literally and figuratively, and has to be rescued. In back-to-back immunity challenges, the rewarding of the necklace is delayed while the medical team takes care of one of the spent survivors and the winner's celebration is derailed.

Now, when we saw Spencer fly through that puzzle like a savant, we all thought, wow, no wonder he was on the Brains tribe his original season.  But while we were right that Spencer is a brain, he's not a puzzle master.  Instead, he is a brain in the sense that he practiced this and other puzzles that might be on this season in advance so that he could beast them.  As the saying goes, success is 90% preparation and 10% banging your head on the obstacle course.

Tasha, having recovered from her near-drowning experience, is back to game mode.  If she and Jeremy are to get any farther, they need to get Spencer on their side.  They know he had time to bond with Keith and Kelley and assume that he was made an offer by them when he went on the reward challenge.  Which of course he was.  Spencer had agreed to a final three with Kelley and Keith just as quickly as he agreed to a final three with Tasha and Jeremy.  Now Spencer needed to figure out which promise he was keeping.  The choice Tasha gave him is to vote with them and vote out the "goats" - the less-strategic players who are considered the easiest to beat if you make it to the end with them.  Spencer's other choice is to stay with the "goats" - Keith and Abi-Maria - as well as Kelley, and hope he can beat Keith in the final four challenge.  But if he does that, according to Tasha, he'd be insulting those of us who voted the survivors in this season.  We may have voted for Abi-Maria and Keith and Kelley, but we couldn't have possibly wanted any of them to win.  Yeah, that was Tasha's argument.

Spencer makes a firm commitment to both sides and goes into tribal council with the safety of the necklace but with the weight of his ultimate decision making him quite nervous.  He questioned his decision to vote out Joe and keep Abi-Maria the last time, does he vote her out this time or break his deal with Jeremy and Tasha?  Which choice gets him one step closer to the win?

The jury walks in to tribal council and it's hard not to see a developing domino effect.  There is Ciera who targeted Fishbach, followed by Fishbach who targeted Joe, followed by Joe who targeted Abi-Maria.  Interesting.  Things may not be looking good for Abi-Maria of the pattern continues.

At tribal, one word keeps popping up.  Last week the word was "crucial."  This week, it's "we."

Everyone at tribal told Jeff that tonight's vote would say a lot about where we were, what we wanted, where we would be going.  But who was this "we" exactly. Not everyone can be part of the "we."  And so by the end of the night, some people were going to feel safe that they - we - are together and tight and others were going to realize that they - we - were lied to.

Keith was sure that he, Kelley, Abi-Maria and Spencer were going to target that woman whose name he conveniently forgets when it's time to hand out rewards but remembers when it's time to vote.  He was the only one who felt confident that his alliance would stick to the plan and he could not wait to get to the vote.  Abi-Maria was sure that she, Jeremy, Tasha and Kimmi were going to target that challenge master Keith.  Tasha was hopeful, but not at all sure, that she had convinced Spencer that the fans who voted them in did not want a goat going to the end and winning the whole season.   And Spencer admitted to admiring Keith's confidence but personally being very confused about what was going to happen.

Spencer was not confused for long as his we - Jeremy, Tasha and Kimmi - stuck together and voted out the explosive, volatile Brazilian who kept us entertained for 35 days.  Abi-Maria more than lived up to her reputation and while she does not have a redemption arc - her second chance ended up as did her first chance - she did show her toughness, her honesty and her fire.  Up until Jeff snuffed it out.

With six left the next two-hour season finale will be a whirlwind.  Will the four stay together to vote out Keith and Kelley?  Will Keith's challenge strength and Kelley's hidden immunity idol upset their plans?  And will we get a Survivor first, with two people playing their idols simultaneously and canceling out all the votes?  Finally, who will win what many consider not just a successful Survivor concept but one of the best seasons ever?  Stay tuned.

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Survivor Cambodia: Second Chance, Episode 12: Hey, Joe, Where're YouGoing Without that Immunity Around Your Neck

Do you hear that sound?  It's the sound of thousands of fangirls' hearts breaking across the country, it's the sound of their mournful sobbing now that their golden boy has had his torch snuffed out.  The great Greek God that was Joey Amazing was vanquished last night, after an inexplicably long, deep run in the game for someone who was so clearly the biggest target out there.  Joe was on everyone's radar before America's votes were counted and the cast for this season was announced.  The only sure thing going into this season was that the Frankenstein creation that melded Malcom Freberg with Ozzy Lusth into one challenge-beasting, fish-gathering, hammock-constructing, shelter-building god was going to be in the cast.

Check out the video tribute to Joe Amazing

Joe came into the season with the largest target on his ripped and tanned back.  He was universally adored, benefited whatever tribe he was on, and was unstoppable in any challenge.  So, of course, famed strategist Stephen Fishbach tried his darnedest to stop him.  And while Stephen came up short, he did have a front row (albeit on the jury side) seat to the outcome he had been working for all season long.

So how did Joe's run finally come to an end?  You have to give it to Kimmi and Tasha.  With eight players left, those two and Jeremy were the only three who had voted together; they could very easily have been picked off next.  Maybe, Spencer was sincere in getting back with them, in which case they were in a solid four.  But with eight people left, who would they be able to bring over to make it five?  No one wants to go to tribal council with the vote split; no one wants to go to rocks.  But who would bend?  Kelley and Abi are tight, Keith and Joe are tight.

Kimmi played it perfectly.  Bring up an obvious target.  With the number one rule of Survivor being "anyone but me," hearing another name put forth is usually met positively.  So when she told Kelley that Joe was, of course, the next natural target, Kelley's first response was not, "You're on the bottom of the totem pole, sister, I'll tell you who's next."  No, Kelley was immediately receptive to the plan.  Like the sun rising, Jeff making sexually provocative innuendos during challenges, and someone saying the word "crucial," Joe being the next one to be voted out was accepted like a fait accompli.

Kimmi then took her talk a little farther, suggesting to Kelley that after Joe was gone there would be a majority of girls remaining.  Kelley gave the soundbite of the night, telling Kimmi "I would love to do all the women."  With the idea that Monica had unsuccessfully floated weeks earlier -- a girls' alliance -- gaining traction, Kelli and Tasha now another way to go.  As the idea was presented to Tasha, those two along with Kelley and Abi-Maria could target one of the boys and if they were successful, they could then pick off the remaining three to get them to an all girls' final four.

Who is playing who?

When the episode began, Spencer had some damage control work to do with Jeremy who he had just blindsided by voting out Stephen.  Jeremy was not thrilled with losing Stephen, but knew he did not have the luxury of telling Spencer to go pound sand.  And so they "bygones"'d there way into a tentative working relationship, with each wary of the other and each planning on using the other to further their goals.

While the two patched things up, Kimmi decided to start playing the game -- hard.  She worked her magic with Kelley and brought Tasha in on the plan.  And notice her pecking order of the guys -- Joe, then Spencer, then Keith and then Jeremy.  That keeps her closest ally, Jeremy, in to the final five where, if she and Tasha wanted, they could join to vote out Kelley or Abi-Maria.  Very nice idea planting by Kimmi, keeping Jeremy's name to last.  He's shown no ability to win a challenge, unlike Keith and Spencer who've each rocked the immunity necklace, so he should be able to skate to "Last Man Standing" position.

The tribe goes into the reward challenge, on Day 30, and are greeted with the news that they have all made the loved ones' visit -- only Jeff decides to mess with the minds of people who haven't slept or eaten well and are emotionally stretched to their limits and does a fake out before telling them that their loved ones are really there.  It is a highlight of the season as you wonder just how much people from back home must love their family to put aside the fact that they all smell like the bottom of a pile of trash that's been baking in the sun for a month after first being soaked in sewage.

Congrats, Dad!

One by one the loved ones run out and are greeted with the biggest hugs they've probably ever received and everyone is on the verge of tears over each reunion.  Jeremy gets to hear Val whisper the news he's been waiting for - "It's a boy."  Tasha gets love from her cousin.  Spencer gets to finally show his human side and tell his girlfriend that he loves her.  Abi-Maria proves again that she's not Satan's spawn as her adorable mom comes out.  Keith's awesome wife was introduced to everyone as "Big D."  Dale Wentworth came back and tried not to ruin Kelley's chances for a second time.  And then we were told how much the loved ones' visit meant to Joe, who had been dreaming of this moment for all his life.  Well, it was worth the wait, because his pony-tail sporting father ran out and they had an epic make out session that Jeff more delicately described by noting to Joe that "you obviously have a strong family bond."  I haven't felt this awkward since Colby Donaldson and his mother shared an overnight in a Pontiac Aztek in the Australian Outback.

Yes, some families are more, um, demonstrative than others.  Anyway, after someone grabbed a crowbar and separated Joe and his dad, Kimmi got a way, way overdue visit from her surprisingly young looking dad.

The family members didn't have to participate, they were assigned cheering duties from the sidelines. And while most shouted their encouragement, sweet, unassuming Abi-Maria's mom Vera did her best Jeff Probst and directed her daughter to "Focus!"  Too bad we didn't learn the Portuguese for "Dig, Woman!" since that was a major part of the challenge.  Despite digging furiously, sending sand flying and his rope to attack poor Keith, Joe does not win this challenge.  This is now two challenges in a row that Joe didn't win and there is a major disturbance in the force.  Keith was pretty funny, as he looked at the letters and kept telling Jeff that he couldn't figure it out as if he might get a hint.  Kudos to Abi-Maria for using spelling rules and logic to try and solve the puzzle, using a common ending -- "tion" -- as her base.

In the end it was Kelley who was the first to figure out the word puzzle at the end of the challenge and she wins the word -- nourishment -- in the form of a Survivor family BBQ.  Last week when Fishbach won the individual reward challenge (when there were nine players remaining) he was allowed to bring two with him.  That left six people -- a huge majority of the tribe -- back on the beach to plot and strategize against him.  Six people angry about not being fed, not being selected.  This time, Jeff lets Kelley pick four people to take on the reward, giving her a majority of the tribe indebted to her, well-fed, happy, and joined together.  But then, no one said that Survivor, like life, was always fair.

With the five enjoying their reward, the remaining three talk strategy.  Despite the fact that he had cut off their ally just a couple days before, Spencer offered Jeremy and Tasha a final three.  They agreed -- at this point in the game you agree to just about anything.  But what they didn't figure out was how the math would work out for them.  It's great to have a final three deal, less great when you're in the bottom of an eight-person tribe.  And as they were the only ones to say goodbye to their loved ones, there could be no question that their position in the game is precarious at best.

We're holding our poles, Jeff.  We're holding them good.

It was time for the immunity challenge which, like most of the individual immunity challenges this year required a combination of strength and balance.   It also required Jeff to talk about long poles and holding them up and got me to thinking that the reward challenges

must be designed by two adolescents named Beavis and Butthead as they seemed to design each challenge around situations that give rise to double entendres for Jeff to shout at the top of his lungs. Two episodes too late for Ciera, this was the first challenge to have a female and a male winner.  Kelley quickly outlasted the other three women to win her first immunity necklace and not long after she won, Jeremy and Spencer quickly dropped their poles.

Yes, Jeremy and Spencer could not keep their poles up.  The were holding their poles and then they couldn't hold on any longer.  But Keith and Joe kept adding sections to their poles, making them longer and longer.  And they held tight.  Okay, this is exhausting. I don't know how Jeff does it with a straight face.  Anyway, after an hour and twenty minutes Joe and Keith were still in the game -- the young Greek God and the middle aged firefighter who chews nails and spits (a lot) rust.  Clash of the Titans, a battle to the death, whatever you want to call it, it was epic.  We all thought we were about to see the plan to get Joe out foiled, how could he not beat a guy over twice his age.  But then Joe's eyes got really wide and he crumpled to the ground.

That did not go as planned.

While everyone initially celebrated Keith's astonishing win, it took just a second or two to realize that Joe didn't just lose the challenge, he lost consciousness.  To keep with the Greek God thread, someone found Achilles' heel and aimed their arrow right at it.  Perhaps after feasting with the family, Joe spiked his blood sugar and coming back down to reality caused it to plunge.  Or maybe, as my daughter suggested to me, the hat that Keith was wearing gave him an advantage against the blazing sun.  Whatever the explanation, the unstoppable, unbeatable, Mr. Perfect lost his second immunity challenge in a row, his third challenge overall.  He was vulnerable for a second straight vote.  Would he skate by again?

Last week Joe tried to spin his safety on his great social game.  I said then, and I'll repeat now, that he owed his life in the game totally to Spencer's fear of Stephen Fishbach.  In Spencer's mind, the skinny, bespectacled resident Survivor expert was a bigger threat to his game than the muscular yoga practitioner with the flowing locks.  Spencer could not see a path for victory that had Stephen on it and he needed to make "the big move" and voting out the knowingest know-it-all was that move.  But with Stephen vanquished, Spencer was fine with voting out Joe.  So was Kelley.  So was everyone left in the game except for Keith (more on that later).

Joe did not have a great social game, he was a pawn in other game players' plans.  They used him and then once he was no longer useful to them, he was voted out.  While those of us who enjoy great gameplay found him as exciting as Splenda-sweetened, artificial vanilla flavored ice milk, there are apparently many on Twitter who were hoping against all hope that the vote would be Abi-Maria instead.

Joe tried to sell Jeremy and Spencer on taking out Abi-Maria.  She's unpredictable, she's an obvious person to be dragged along to the final tribal council.  Jeremy was completely unreceptive.  The easy vote, the smart vote, was to get rid of Joe while they had the chance.  This guy was willing to keep fighting for immunity until he literally passed out.  That is a dangerous guy to have around.

Everyone was on-board the get rid of Joe train, and then Tasha decided to alert her allies that the plan to vote out Joe was not theirs but was actually concocted as part of a bigger, secret plan among the girls to vote out all the guys.  Tasha told Jeremy and Spencer that she was bringing them this information so that they knew she was square with them, loyal to the end, holding no secrets.  They need not fear an all girls' alliance.  Their first target was not one of her allies but was Joe, there would still be a chance to get the band back together after that vote and target Kelley or Abi-Maria.  Absolutely nothing to worry about.  As Keith would say, let's stick to the plan and vote out Joe.

Yeah, Tasha, probably shouldn't have said "girls' alliance" to the boys

How could Jeremy and Spencer say no?  Uh, easily.  As soon as Tasha mentioned there was talk of a girls' alliance, they started to worry.  Big time.  Suddenly, voting out Joe wasn't the automatic move it was the moment he collapsed under the weight of his pole.  Now they were thinking, maybe we should target Abi-Maria first.  If the girls get together as four, after Joe is gone they can pick us off one by one.  But if we don't vote out Joe when we have the chance, will we ever get the chance again?  Will he just be punching his ticket to the final three?  If we go against Tasha after she confided in us, will we never have her allegiance again?  And why are we still debating alliances versus voting blocs?

In the end, Spencer and Jeremy decide to trust Tasha and join her and the rest of the tribe (minus Keith and his out in left field vote for Tasha of all people) in voting out Joe. Spencer is right, of course, in his voting confessional -- this is either a winning or a losing decision and he won't know which one it is until their alliance with Tasha and Kimmi is tested.  I can't say I agree with Abi's last words for Joe.  While I agree that the hair has got to go, calling him a moldy clown seems a little harsh, even for her.  But the best moment of tribal for me was seeing that wide grin on Stephen Fishbach's face as he saw that the harpoon he had put into Moby Dick was finally going to take that big whale down for good.

My brain's still a little scrambled, but didn't we do this before?

There are now just seven players yet -- three from Survivor San Juan del Sur, two from Survivor Cagayan, one from Survivor Philippines and one from the second season ever, Survivor Australian Outback.  The highest finish for any of the remaining players was fourth place -- which both Spencer and Keith settled for their seasons.   Next week, like this week, will again be crucial, crucial, crucial as we will see how the tribe divides itself.  Besides the question who will win the next immunity challenge, the other major wrinkle will be that two people potentially on opposites sides each have and might play a hidden immunity idol next week.  Could be exciting.

*Post show discussions reveal the answer to Keith's mystery vote.  Kelley had told Joe and Keith that Tasha was the target (hiding her girls' alliance plan to vote out Joe). Joe later talked to Spencer and Jeremy and thought he had convinced them to target Abi-Maria so he switched his vote to her but forgot to tell Keith the new plan. 

Want more Joe?

Exit interview with RHAP
Exit interview with Josh Wigler/Parade
Exit interview with RealityTVWorld

Fishbach's People recap.

Survivor Cambodia: Second Chance, Episodes 10 & 11: Playing the Game Isn't Winning the Game

In the past, a Survivor double episode meant there was a boring, predictable throwaway episode the producers were happy to bury in a bloated two-for-one show.  Not this time.  Instead, the pre-Thanksgiving two-hour extravaganza was one long goodbye to super strategist, former bridesmaid and famed "know-it-all" Stephen Fishbach.  It took two votes over two tribal councils but Ahab was finally sunk by the great white whale he had been obsessively chasing for weeks.

I asked last week the following questions concerning Fishbach's decision to join with the three amigas rather than sticking with his existing alliance: "Did he make the right choice?  That is the million dollar question that we are still weeks away from having answered.  Was siding with (as Kimmi christened them) the three witches the right move or one that will lead to his demise?"  It took just one week to have our answer.  Making "the big move" was what Fishbach thought he needed not just for his safety but, more importantly to him, for his résumé at the final tribal council.  He knew what it was like to go to the end and not have a compelling case to make to the jury.  He was not going to make that mistake again.

So Fishbach made a new mistake.  He trusted in someone who was not loyal like eventual Tocatins winner J.T. and that person turned on him the first (and second) chance he got.  Fishbach looked ahead through the prism of what was best for his game, ignoring that others were not there to play for him to win.  He failed to put himself in the shoes of the other players and especially missed that one of the people in whom he placed his trust was almost as big a Survivor nerd and almost as much a serious strategist as he is. His mistake was in mis-identifying who was his biggest threat in the game.  Hint: it wasn't Joe.  Spencer Bledsoe, RHAP's own Mr. Survivor, gave Stephen Fishbach his own blindside and a final opportunity to quote Shakespeare.  Et tu, Brute?

In some ways, one could say that Fishbach's loyalty was his downfall both times.  He failed to cut J.T. in Tocatins, sticking with his Butch and Sundance/Oscar and Felix/Harold and Kumar pairing to the bitter end.  Unfortunately, the jury thought their pairing was more Batman and Robin and the caped crusader walked away with the million dollar prize, the designated sidekick left with just a bitter taste in his mouth.  This time, he brought a third member into the dynamic duo bromance that he had with Jeremy, ignoring that there are famous dynamic duos, not dynamic trios.

It's Troy and Abed, not Troy, Abed and Jeff

Having one ride-or-die — especially when that one is loyal family man, firefighter and all-around good guy Jeremy Collins — is good planning.  Having two — especially when that other one is sneaky, conniving, flipflopping Spencer Bledsoe — is just plain dumb.   Spencer has loyalty to one person — Spencer.  He will do and say anything to guarantee himself one more day.  You can trust only that he will do whatever it takes to keep him in the game; you can't trust that he cares who he is there with.

But before that now clearly inevitable outcome, things seemed to be looking good for the duo of Stephen and Jeremy.  Going into Episode 10, they had built a voting bloc that joined with the three amigas — Kelley, Ciera and Abi-Maria — to chip away at Golden Boy Joe's ally Kelly Wiglesworth.  Jeremy and Stephen had kept their allies in the dark as they broke ranks — a la Tony Vlachos — to go vote with the three girls, but had worked to patch up any emotional wounds.  More importantly, they had the power.  Jeremy had not one but two hidden immunity idols and Stephen had an advantage that gave him a two-vote turnaround at tribal council.

The episode opens with Jeremy and Stephen going back to the shelter after voting off Wiglesworth and they start work on patching things up with their alliance.  Tasha takes a "one free blindside" approach which she tells us means that her allies can burn her once by keeping their plan private, but they best not try it again.  Elsewhere, Joe is showing a rare glimpse at another side to the smiling, mellow yoga god.  He's sitting by himself, still smiling, but beneath the veneer he is seething.  The CBS censors are pulled into action to bleep out Joe's curse-laden denunciation against those who dared vote off his closest ally and we all discover for the first time that Joe is not always the even-tempered, laid back bro'.  Mad Joe is scary.

The next day, the rain has come.  We're not talking Seattle mist or a late spring sprinkle.  This is beneath Niagara Falls pummeling, post-game Gatorade drenching, El Niño dumping, skies open up and send down 40 days and 40 nights worth in one fell swoop rain.  Never have ten people been wetter longer — not the extras filming the end of Titanic, not Bachelor contestants in a hot tub, not whoever was unfortunate enough to visit Cherrapunji in July 1861.  No, these are the wettest people currently on the planet.  If tough times reveal character, then Keith has enough character to go around.  While everyone else curses the weather gods and suffers, loudly, he's at peace.  It's only rain.  He can put up with two more weeks of misery for one million dollars.  heh-heh-heh.

This is not fun, but winning $1M sure is.  Golly!

The first reward challenge — won, naturally, by the team that had Joe on it — gave the drenched castaways a little time to dry off and feast.  And form a plan on who to target next.  A couple episodes ago, Fishbach decried that losing out on a reward challenge is not about losing out on a reward — it's more about losing the chance to bond and strategize.  He was right.  Ciera once again (because she is always on Joe's team and so always gets the reward) started working the group.  Two nights earlier, she had joined with Fishbach and Jeremy to target Wiglesworth, yet today she had zero problem suggesting to those she just voted against that they unite and target those she had just voted with.

Think of the chutzpah that took.  Some of you sitting here just voted against me.  Some of you are allied with Stephen and Jeremy.  But I'm going to throw out Stephen's name and see what happens.  And what happened?  Spencer jumped on her suggestion with the same enthusiasm I show if someone asks "who wants ice cream?"  Spencer knows that right now he is in no one's final two plans.  All around him he sees tight alliances — Stephen and Jeremy, Jeremy and Tasha, Stephen and Kimmi; he needs to chip away at those as quickly as he can.  But even more threatening to him is having a strategic player like Fishbach in the game out-witting him. That makes Stephen his number one target. 

While half the tribe plotted against Stephen, the five remaining castaways huddled in the leaky, rickety shelter agreed that Joe was the logical next target.  If he ever loses an immunity challenge (which was as likely as Keith not ending a confessional with a creepy-sounding heh-heh), Joe has to be taken out.  He wins everything, he's liked by the jury and manages to never have a bad hair day  — the guy has to go.

Stephen cannot believe his luck.  After waiting an eternity to get the rest of the survivors on board with Mission: Get Joe Out, finally, at long last, they're all in accord.  Finally, at long last, the Golden Boy is Public Enemy Number One.  Stephen knows better, but he can't stop himself from saying finally, at long last, he's about to finally capture Moby Dick.  "We're all on the same page." Fishbach can barely stifle a smile.  "It's time; he's had his story," he says of Joe.  Then he gives the confession that he knew he shouldn't give but he could not help himself from giving.  "I think I"m in a really great position right now."  Fishbach knows better.  "Never say that, because that's the death knell.  That's when you go home." Still, he really is in a great position.

I will not give the ironic "death knell" quote. Oh, damnit!

So unrelenting, so emotionally crushing is the torrential downpour that has been plaguing the castaways for days that Jeff Probst has an offer before they compete in the next immunity challenge.  If half of the tribe agrees to forgo playing for individual immunity, the entire camp will get a Extreme Makeover: Waterproof Edition of their shelter.  This offer put the castaways to the test.  If you were concerned about your own safety at the next tribal council  — and unless you're new to the game, you always should be  — were you willing to risk being voted off for the promise of comfort.  Conversely, do you want yours to be the vote that kept the rest of the tribe from having what they wanted?  Do you put your needs above the greater good?

The question was answered about as one would suspect following the previous tribal vote.  Joe was worried enough about his safety not to give up his chance for immunity.  Only Keith also voted to play for immunity; the other eight were either so comfortable with their position in the game or so uncomfortable with the monsoon-like conditions that they were willing to sit out the challenge.   In fairness, they knew in advance what the challenge would be and could probably figure out that their chance of beating Joe in a balance challenge was about equal to the chance of them drying off during the next rainstorm.

It was about as surprising as Stephen getting another crying confessional that Joe beat Keith, 25 years older and 3 inches shorter than him.  So Stephen's hope of finally, at long last, seeing Joe get his torch snuffed out was delayed for at least three more days.  But Stephen doesn't panic, he has an easy target in Ciera.  She was the target going into the last tribal council and would have been evicted had he not sided with her to blindside Kelly.  Ciera is playing hard, too hard, and is dangerous to keep around.  Poor Stephen doesn't know the half of it — while he assumes she is the next likely boot, Ciera has already put into motion a blindside of him.

Stephen is not alone in wanting to vote out Ciera. Tasha sees the danger that Ciera poses.  She calls her the Godfather and she's right to some extent — Ciera puts out a name and everyone immediately jumps on it.  But Ciera is not some great puppet-master; she just happened to pick the right name this time.  Not only is Stephen a strategic threat, not only is he the only person remaining to have made a final tribal council, but he has the unknown advantage that has everyone curious and nearly everyone worried.

As disappointed as everyone is that Joe has immunity, they are deliriously happy with their new shelter.  Still, it's clear that one of the eight who gave up their chance to play for immunity will be voted out tonight.  It's between Ciera and Stephen.  Joe — who has been Fishbach's target since Day One — can articulate good reasons for voting against each of them.  Not as confused is Spencer.  Despite Jeremy making a strong case why Stephen should stay, Spencer is 100000% (or more) committed to getting rid of Fishbach NOW.  Despite the fact that Ciera is a schemer, despite the fact that she is more closely allied with Wentworth and Abi-Maria, despite the fact that Stephen considers him an ally and confides in him, Spencer views Stephen as the bigger threat to his game.  As Kelley Wentworth said last week that there could only be one Kelly on the island, Spencer believes there can only be one brainy/nerdy survivor strategist on the island.

Fishbach has got to go, I'm Mr. Survivor.

So convinced that he is safe, Stephen does not even consider using his advantage to guarantee his extra votes.  This even though he tells Jeff that "there are so many clusters of power" that he claims he does not know how the vote is going to go.  But having been privy to the discussions to get rid of Fishbach, Jeremy does have an inkling how the vote is going to go.  And it's not good.  When asked if it's exciting that the voting is up in the air, Ciera tells Jeff that it is exciting to see how the votes go.  And she was right.  The votes went fine for her.  But, unfortunately for Ciera's story, there was more to it than just the votes.  And when Jeff asks, as he always does, if anyone has the hidden immunity idol, Jeremy tells him, "Yeah, Jeff."  And we go to commercial.

When we return, Jeremy stands, walks over to Jeff and hands him the immunity idol that he says he will be playing on the person "who [I] can [] trust more going forward.  Fishbach."  And with that, five votes for Fishbach do not count, and with just three votes against her (cast by Jeremy, Stephen and Kimmi) it is Ciera who is voted out of Survivor Second Chance.  For the record, there is no way Ciera would have won the immunity challenge against Joe, so there is no way this can be considered a "million dollar mistake" on her part.  If anything, she played a great game, played hard and smart, and was just outplayed when Jeremy had such an abundance of idols he could offer up one to his closest ally.

My plan, my brilliant plan!  

Coming back to camp after the vote, especially where you were the one who was supposed to go, must be a surreal experience.  Heart-pounding fear mixed with tentative relief followed up by deep concern over the future.  But the first feeling Stephen felt must have been gratitude.  Stephen must feel at that moment that he owes Jeremy a kidney or his first born or half the million dollar prize money for saving him from being blindsided and he makes sure that Jeremy knows that he appreciates what he did and will do whatever he can to make it up to him.  The next morning, Stephen comes face to face with the fact that the "know it all" knew nothing last night.  Survivor's answer to Jon Snow was completely blindsided and unprepared and for the first time in his Survivor life he had no clue what was going on.

From this low point, Fishbach went into the next reward challenge — the Survivor Folklore challenge, famous for Rudy's multiple "I don't know" responses — with his first chance to actually win.  With balance and strength not a factor, Joe was for once not the odd's on favorite.  While Stephen did it fact narrowly beat out Spencer to win this challenge (mirroring how he narrowly beat Spencer diving for the advantage last week), Kelley Wentworth turned out to be the big winner.  Hidden among the answers was a clue to the hidden immunity idol and Kelley was the one to find it.  The next day, while Fishbach was on his reward (which he used as a chance to rebuild his relationship with Tasha and thank Jeremy for his loyalty) Kelley used her time to find the idol.  And to improve her position in the game,  With the help of Abi-Maria.

Early this season, much was said about Abi-Maria Gomes.  She was an unpredictable spit-fire, she was the one person you should never cross, she was crazy, she was wild.  But Abi-Maria is two other things — smart and dangerous.  While Stephen was away from the camp, she took advantage of his poor decision to take Jeremy and Tasha and leave the rest of the camp behind.  The six people back at the shelter consisted of exactly one Fishbach ally and five others who, in a tribe of nine, constituted a voting majority.  Abi-Maria asked the million dollar question.  What does it mean for Stephen to have taken Jeremy and Tasha on the reward?  The answer was obvious — they're in a tight alliance, and the rest are on the outside.  Now, no one wants to be on the outside.  Worse, no one wants to be on the other side from someone who has a mysterious advantage.

Joe is in Abi-Maria's sights.  Duck, Joe!

Once Kimmi (Stephen's lone remaining ally) wandered away from camp, the other five got down to business.  We tried to get him out two days ago, what has changed?  And so the idea of once again targeting Fishbach was floated out there.  Abi-Maria had one request.  Why not let her win the next challenge, because if Fishbach played his advantage she was worried that she would go.   Golden Boy Joe was not on board with that idea, and his, "Um, No" was the second crack in his perfect armor this episode (following him losing his cool at the beginning).  The producers are finally showing a different side to Joe — an arrogant, prickly side that we had never seen before.  And Abi-Maria had a new target.  You don't say, "Um, no" to Abi-Maria, especially in an exasperated "what the hell are you thinking, girl" way.  Joe made an enemy.

About Fishbach's decision to (a) win the reward challenge and (b) pick Jeremy and Tasha to spend it with.  Would this episode had played out any differently had Stephen not won the reward challenge?  Had Spencer won, who would he have taken?  What could those left behind have done to turn that against him?  Probably nothing because, even having voted against Stephen the episode before for some reason Stephen still did not believe Spencer was against him.   Spencer was not his target.  But perhaps with Stephen at camp, the decision to once again target him would not have been so automatic.  Hindsight isn't always 20-20 but even as a fuzzy picture it's easy to wonder whether it was worth the momentary respite from suffering to leave six people alone to plot against you.

For some reason, Stephen remained unconcerned about his place in the tribe.  He thought that patching things up with Tasha was all he needed to get his ship righted.  He believed he had a solid alliance voting bloc with Jeremy, Tasha, Spencer, and Kimmi and that those four could move from one side to another to target whoever they wanted.  They would regroup with their old alliance and target one of the remaining "three witches."  Easy peasy.  And the minute Joe miraculously, unexpectedly, shockingly did not win an immunity challenge (losing to Spencer by a toe), Stephen thought it would be a no-brainer.  Everyone — including those on the jury — would vote against Joe.  Even Joe planned to vote out Joe once he went to tribal without an immunity necklace around his neck.

But despite this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to slay the golden boy, Kelley and Spencer were firm  — Stephen had to go.  Now, it's cute how Joe believes that his safety in the game would at all be due to his sterling social game.  If by sterling social game he means being lucky that Spencer has a hard-on for Fishbach, that Spencer is salivating at the opportunity to vote out the know-it-all, that Spencer cannot imagine a more glorious moment in life than seeing Fishbach's torch finally being snuffed out, then, yes, Joe, you're not just a challenge beast.

Fishbach is just as desperate, if not more so, to see Joe finally walk out of tribal council, vanquished.  He has dreamed of this moment since he saw Joe as one of the 32 names vying to return to Survivor Second Chance and his every waking moment as well has been devoted to plotting Joe's demise.  He tells Abi-Maria that Joe is the target and the paranoid Brazilian is not totally convinced and thinks that maybe Stephen is playing her.  Separately, Kelley and Spencer assure her that Fishbach is the target and she is not totally convinced and thinks that they are playing her.  Basically, Abi-Maria has no idea that there are two plans and neither involves her going out this week.

I am totally with you guys....

So confident is Stephen in the numbers, in the tribe's united desire to get rid of Joe, and in his alliance voting bloc that he and Jeremy take Spencer aside and Fishbach tells Spencer about the advantage, how he plans to use the advantage, his social security number, his credit card number, and all his passwords.  Spencer should get a special Emmy for his performance as he completely convinces Jeremy and Stephen that he is with them.

At tribal council, the jury is shocked to see that the immunity necklace is around Spencer's neck.  Joe is vulnerable for the first time this game.  But what everyone can see on his face is that Joe is not the least bit worried.  He hasn't been scurrying around since the immunity challenge, he hasn't broken a sweat.  Because of this, Stephen and to a lesser extent Jeremy believe that there is a decent chance that he has a hidden immunity idol.  They don't realize that Joe's chill is a combination of having expected to be voted out only to learn that he was not the target and is completely safe.  So they went into tribal with a plan to split the vote between Joe and She-Devil Abi-Maria and they think they easily have the numbers to make this happen.

Abi-Maria sees and hears Joe's confidence and says the vote will be a sign of trust.  But how does trust play in a game that is now supposedly all about voting blocs?  Stephen has been touting this evolution in the game, but is the evolution real?  Or is this still a game about alliances and trust?

Before the vote, Stephen announces his plan to use his advantage.  He will take Joe's vote and cast it himself.  Not only can he finally vote out Adonis, he can do it with his own vote.  The few people Stephen did not tell in advance are shocked by the advantage, but they "stick to the plan" and cast their votes for Stephen.  Stephen and his alliance voting bloc, worried that the calm, cool and collected (or "collective" as Survivor: Worlds Apart Rodney would say) Joe has a hidden immunity idol, split their votes between him and Abi-Maria.  This leaves Stephen, in one of the more unfortunate moments for him this season, giving his "goodbye" message to Joe as he seals his own fate by sending his second vote over to Abi-Maria.

As the votes are read, the only reaction comes from Stephen as you see him going from mild confused bemusement — a "that was unexpected" grin — to growing awareness that his plan had backfired spectacularly.  Remember a few episodes ago, when we all ridiculed Savage and his allies for not splitting the vote when they targeted Wentworth?  Well, Fishbach did not want to suffer the same fate so he made sure to split the vote and that decision worked out as well for him as the decision not to worked for Savage.  It just goes to show that there are no easy answers in Survivor and those who think they know it all still have something to learn.

So that's what this looks like close up.

It's a little frustrating seeing the people who were playing hard like Ciera and Stephen go out while those who don't seem to be making moves like Keith and Kimmi are still hanging around.  But there is no "right" way to play Survivor, no way that is more deserving of praise than others.  Ciera was done in by an idol, plain and simple.  She had successfully moved herself from the bottom to the top and her downfall was that Jeremy felt such strong loyalty to his ally.  Stephen was felled by a combination of misplaced loyalty and the inability to read people.  So focused was he on not making the same mistake he made the first time out that he didn't play the game that was in front of him.  He thought people saw what he saw and wanted what he wanted.  But while he saw Joe as the number one threat, he didn't realize that to others, the nerdy guy with the glasses was the biggest threat.

Want more from our dearly departed?  Now that the Thanksgiving holiday has passed, some of the interviews are now up and more are coming.

Exit interviews:
Ciera and Stephen with RHAP
Ciera and Stephen on Survivor Talk
Ciera with RealityTVWorld
Stephen with Hollywood Life
Stephen with SheKnows
Stephen with Gordon Holmes

Stephen's People Blog

Survivor Cambodia: Second Chance, Episode 9 Recap: Evolution of the Voting Bloc Heads

"Boil, Boil, Toil and Trouble." — Stephen Fishbach
"Double, Double, Toil and Trouble, Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble." — Shakespeare

It's hard enough remembering Shakespearean quotes, even short ones, years out of college.  Even more so when you are sleep- and food-deprived and still trying to provide an entertaining sound clip.  So we'll cut Yale graduate Stephen Fishbach some slack for misquoting the Witches' Chant from MacBeth.  He got the gist of the scene and its meaning, of the witches' prophecy of doom for the future King of Scotland whose lust of power eventually leads to his demise.  He knows that you can let the witches' words lift you to heights of greatness or plunge you into madness and he knows how tragically this all ended for King Duncan's murderer.  And so he weighs every decision carefully.

Did he make the right choice?  That is the million dollar question that we are still weeks away from having answered.  Was siding with (as Kimmi christened them) the three witches the right move or one that will lead to his demise?

Something wicked this way comes?

Is Stephen not a MacBethian character in this season's play?  Is he not plagued by his desire for power, for the prophecy that he is the "knowingest know-it-all" to come true, for him to take his rightful place atop the throne, his enemies vanquished beneath his feet?  Has any other Survivor this season put so much pressure on themselves to win?  Stephen has created his own Shakespearean tragedy narrative—as his single-minded focus on slaying the demons of his past and rising to glory this time out has consumed his every moment.

So how did the three—Wentworth, Ciera and Abi-Maria—manage to pull the JSS (not Just Survive Somehow, for you TWD fans, but Jeremy, Stephen and Spencer) threesome over?  Returning from tribal council, Kimmi warned Joe that one of the three girls had to be their target next because they don't want them getting close to Jeremy or Tasha.  She calls them the witches coven and Stephen grabs on the allusion.  But there was no witchcraft behind their success, just smart gameplay on Wentworth's part (in not telling anyone she had the idol) and dumb gameplay on the other side (Joe and others letting them know who was the target last week).

After Savage's exit (Yippee, Woo Hoo, Yay, Yahoo, Yes!), there are eleven players left and the numbers, based on the traditional notion of tribal alliance, would say they were split up 8-to-3.  But as we were told about a thousand times last night, the game of Survivor has evolved and what we're seeing this season is not an alliance-based strategy, but a bloc-voting strategy.  Every tribal council, a new voting bloc will be formed to target someone. While this approach is more entertaining for fans—honestly, nothing is more boring than a Pagonging—is it better strategy than riding with your alliance?  The easy vote would be to target one of the three, but is it also the right move?  That ultimately is the question this season will answer.

Before we get to the decision who to target, the Survivors are hit with a case of idol fever.  Knowing that the hidden immunity idol Wentworth just used to save herself and vote out Savage (Yippee, Woo Hoo, Yay, Yahoo, Yes!) is back in play.  Joe, who is himself an unhidden immunity idol, able to provide protection seemingly every tribal council, exhausts himself looking for the idol for a whole thirty minutes. Apparently the time you spend on looking for the idol is completely dependent on how likely you are to win the next eight challenges.   Kudos to Abi-Maria for interrupting Joe's idol hunt (especially as he was tantalizingly close to where it was hidden) and reporting back to Wentworth that Joe must not be feeling too secure in his alliance.

Yeah, Jeff, we get it.  We suck.  Thanks.

At the Reward Challenge, Jeff Probst came up with new ways to describe one team's poor performance, using phrases that haven't been used since retellings of the Hindenberg, Chernobyl and Season 21's Medallion of Power.  I'm starting to get the sense that the challenges are solely for Probst's amusement as he builds a reel of him shouting the most overwrought hyperbolic comments about epic Survivor "disasters."  In fairness, his comments were not unwarranted this time out as firemen Keith and Jeremy and the rest of the team (Kimmi, Wentworth and Wiglesworth) did look more confused than a toddler with a Rubik's Cube as they could not figure out how to place the nine poles in ascending order.  Even with Jeff shouting out hints about how the poles and the holes were different sizes and you would know you were on the right track if they started resembling steps and, oh look, the other tribe has already done it so just look over at there's if you don't know what you're looking for.  On the sidelines, benched Abi-Maria wondered to herself if that tribe was happy they didn't pick her after all.

So Joe, Tasha, Stephen, Spencer and Ciera enjoyed the reward—showers, massages and Spa food—while the rest settled for boiled snails with a hint of crab meat.  Ciera makes the most of her time with the members of the dominant alliance to talk game.  And she comes out blazing, identifying Jeremy as their biggest threat to win the game.  It's an astute observation—Jeremy has it all.  He's universally loved, he's a strategic player, he's a social player, he is the one most likely to take it all.  Stephen doesn't disagree with her in theory—to win this game you can't think in terms of alliances anymore and your ally today can be the one who stands in the way of your $1M payday tomorrow.  Tasha deftly moves the conversation away from Jeremy to another person who may be a threat to win if they make it to the end—the first ever runner-up, Borneo's own Kelley Wiglesworth.  What a great story it would be if the person to have lost the very first Survivor by just one vote—cast by her former friend—were to win the very first Survivor Second Chance.  Something to think about.

Jeremy was feeling pretty down.  One of his closest allies was voted out the night before, today he lost the reward challenge.  It was just a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day for Jeremy.  Until he decided to wander away from camp while half the camp was on the reward and the other half was commiserating.  He went to where Joe had been looking for the hidden immunity idol when Abi-Maria had interrupted him.  He dug around in a similar area to where he had first found a clue to an idol earlier in the game and lo and behold a small package buried in the tree helped turned his frown upside down.

It's just as good the second time

Fulfilling the prophecy of Val Collins in San Juan del Sur (who falsely claimed to have two idols as a way to save herself), Jeremy was on his way to having the magical force of two idols for real.  All he'd have to do was sneak out of the shelter during the night, walk through the dark down an unmarked path and go to the light.  Somehow, his trusting and/or oblivious castaways did not think to follow him or question why it took him so long (and why he needed a camera person) to relieve himself.  And thus it came to be that Jeremy found himself with the only two idols currently in play with no target on his back.  With no Jon and Jaclyn to mess up his plans this time out, Jeremy is sitting in a really good position.

While Jeremy basks in the glow of his idol cup running over, his closest ally Stephen continues to obsess about playing a better game this time out.  He is afraid of not making a "big move" and afraid of just letting the large alliance cruise along until it's too late to throw some of the bigger threats off the boat.  He's been single-minded in his obsession to get Joe out and for once, he expands his list of targets beyond just that name.  He sees Wiglesworth as potentially just as big a threat and also recognizes that she is a number for Joe.  For both those reasons, she is now on his radar. But Stephen is likely wary of discussing targeting someone technically in their alliance as the last time he tried that he was shot down.

He goes first to the three—Ciera, Wentworth and Abi-Maria—and hears what he wants to hear.  As Ciera put it, they are so desperate that they are willing to write down whatever name he tells them.  He can call the shot.  And Ciera doesn't have to work too hard to convince him as her main claim to fame is voting out her mother to save her own skin.  Writing out someone who didn't carry her, give birth to her and nurture her for years would be a piece of cake.

Say any name, Stephen, and we'll say yes.

Stephen floats the name Wiglesworth and immediately the women jump on it.  Abi-Maria tells us (and a Survivor nation reacts with shock and disbelief) that the heretofore unseen Wiglesworth (yikes, the spell check replacement was "Worthless," not cool) has relationships with everyone, she talks (we had zero proof of that up to this point) to everyone and everyone likes her.  Who we all thought of as the invisible Kelly Wiglesworth was apparently working her quiet magic building relationships with everyone except for the producers and camera people.  The three "witches" as they've been dubbed are more than happy to entertain any name that isn't one of them and they can only sit back and hope that Stephen can really make this happen.

At the immunity challenge the inevitable was delayed for a new twist as Jeff introduced an advantage in the game that any of the castaways could go for if they were willing to give up their chance to come in second to Joe.  How do you not take this chance?  Still, only the two most strategic players—Stephen and Spencer—went for the advantage, jumping off of the Snoopy dog house-esque roof and swimming towards a Gymboree colored buoy.  And we all saw a minor miracle as Stephen Fishbach won a physical competition.  What did he win?  Well, let Stephen tell you himself.  "This is a game changer."

He has the right to steal someone's vote (and, yes, they will fly Carson Daly out to Cambodia to yell "It's a steal!' to make it official) and cast his own vote in their place.  If you do the math, it's not a two vote advantage like Dan Foley had in Worlds Apart.  It's actually a three vote advantage.  It may be hyperbole (and wishful thinking) on Stephen's part to call it a "game winning advantage" and it all may be calling too much attention to himself that the Survivor gods can't ignore, but it's hard to deny that it has big potential.

Still, had Stephen been voted out tonight, we would all have had a field day with all the unfortunate quotes he gave this episode about not needing immunity tonight and not having to use his new advantage tonight, how he was in an insanely good position unless he screws it up, and how he was going to fix things with his just his wits and hustle.  But instead, Stephen looked like a savant as he correctly assessed his status, correctly calculated the voting blocs and correctly predicted the outcome.  Also not eating from the hubric humble pie is Jeremy who said "the person that I still trust the most is Stephen" and yet he too was not blindsided tonight.

Didn't we do this before?  And before before?

Abi-Maria gave us some possible foreshadowing as she said "Nobody can win from Joe.  He's going to be winning ever immunity forever."  That is certainly looking to be true as there so far doesn't seem to be anything that Joe isn't great at.  A quick shout out to Abi-Maria for at least giving him some challenge and winning the "best of the rest" weekly contest.  But he is now 3-for-3 in balance-related challenges, so unless the next challenge is who can dry their hair the straightest, it looks like Joe will be around to haunt Stephen like the ghost of JT past for weeks to come.

The alliance of eight focused their sights on Wentworth.  But they were not going to make the same mistake they made last time and so the plan was to split the vote between her and Ciera, with the five guys voting out Wentworth.  This was the easy move, it would get rid of a physical and social threat in Wentworth, would weaken the minority alliance, and would keep the eight strong.  But Stephen decided that to win Survivor this time out he'd have to have some "big moves" on his résumé.  Without being able to target Joe, again, Stephen turned his attention to who he perceived to be his next biggest threat.  And it was not the KW that Kimmi, Keith, Joe or Tasha wanted to see voted out.

He pulled together Jeremy and Spencer and discussed why voting out Wiglesworth might be in their best interest.  I can't say that I agree, but what I can see is that it might have been in Stephen's best interest.  He was not that close to Wiglesworth and he saw her as closely aligned with his arch nemesis Joe.  He is in a relatively good position with the three ladies and he does not believe they would turn on him and target him any time soon.  He also saw Tony Vlachos implement this strategy successfully in Cagayan (not coincidentally aided by Spencer).  He has built up such trust with Jeremy that he not only gets Jeremy's agreement, he gets Jeremy to use his own arguments later at tribal council as he embraces the new school evolutionary bloc theory™.  Spencer sees no down side either as he has nothing going with the four (KKJT) that are going to be upset by this vote.

They did weigh whether it was worth siding with the three they don't trust and making the four in their alliance angry, but in the end they decided it was worth the risk.  They aren't forming a new alliance, after all, just a new voting bloc that expires at the end of tribal council.  And so JSS went to tribal council with a plan to blindside on of their allies to better their chances of making it to the end.  Although it appeared that the real plan was to see how many times the words "bloc" and "evolution" could be said before the vote.

It was a dark and stormy night.

And then the skies opened up and a torrential downpour soaked the Survivors to the bone as they shivered their way through Jeff's probing questions.   The two members of the jury came in and Kass was her classy self, flipping off the tribe again, while Savage upped his douchebag look by donning a hipster beanie and shaking some all is cool hand gesture to the tribe.  As far as Jeff's questioning, of most note was when he asked for a show of hands who felt at risk, Wiglesworth's was not one of the hands that nervously shot up.  In fact, she said (in one of the few soundbites from her all season) that she was fairly confident that things would go according to plan tonight.  Unfortunately, she was right.  She just had the wrong plan in mind.

So after making them sit in the cold and the rain and the thunder and the lightning, Jeff finally let them go and vote.  And then the four not in the know, as well as the target herself, all discovered what this talk about evolution and voting blocs meant for them.  Kelly Wiglesworth, original Survivor runner up, would be the third member of the Second Chance jury.

This is the most Wiglesworth said all season.

Was there anything Kelly could have done to save herself?  We weren't shown much of her game, so it's hard to say.  She was certainly a threat going in as the thought was that the reverence towards the original Survivor and her place in the history of the show would cause people to want to see her win.  From what some others said, she was well-liked and had built relationships with everyone.  But if that were really true, wouldn't she still be there?  I think that she suffered from her association with Joe and became "the next best thing" after three attempts to take down Joe failed.  Not to rehash last week, but had her tribe split the vote and taken care of Wentworth, she'd probably have been safe as there wouldn't have been the numbers for a big move yet.  Instead, she became the runner up trophy that Stephen coveted when he again lost out on taking the top prize of Golden Boy Joe.

Kelly the next day:
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Kelly at Ponderosa:
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More on Kelly:
On Survivor Talk with Dalton Ross
On RHAP
With Josh Wigler/Parade
With RealityTVWorld